This is similar to Natcat's experience and reading that made me want to share this - I have been moaning about money non stop for a few weeks, and desperately begging the angels to bring me some monnney! Despite all of this I have only just realised I have a roof over my head and quite enough money

so I'm just being annoying! So anyway, I was going off into town and moaning about money in my head and I get home and find out I have picked up a girl in my works purse by mistake!!

How's that for an answer? 'HERE is your money!' I was mortified and rang her.
It's made me laugh since I got in - I just seemed such a sarcastic and funny answer to my problems